Fatty Egg McMuffin

I want a FATTY Egg McMuffin, mmmm... it just sounds so tasty. I can almost smell it, I can feel it's warmth and almost taste it's salty cholesterol filled goodness. As much as I want one I keep telling myself NO! You mustn't!

.....contemplation, weighing the options....

Ahh... you are killing me with your colorful egg like substance and juicy meaty patty of sausage, oh high caloric grease covered heaven sandwich which will make my current hangover oh so much more pleasant...

NO! I caved... I am now feasting on my cheesy tender chunk of taste bud bliss. So small yet so powerful LOL ok maybe I go too far, but it is satisfying my craving for unhealthiness to top off last night's evening of unhealthy bday partying :op

Mmmmmmm WATER... COLD WATER tastes soooo good tooooo. Water you are the refresher of my palate, the cleanser of my dehydrated soul. Beautiful, crystal clear, tastelessness that saves my life. Lol.

So, yesterday was Cheng's Birthday. Cheng doesn't usually drink unless it's his birthday so needless to say he was wasted. He wanted me to be his drinking partner since my birthday is on Wednesday and it was a "joint celebration"... I of course needed to get home at some point so I couldn't match him. I ended up driving him home around 3:30am LOL... I didn't even get home myself till 4am mostly because Cheng really likes to talk about complex issues when he is drunk. Haha! Anyway, it was a lot of fun and a lot of great people were there. A lot of our mutual friends I went to High School with which is cool, Becca and Ryan came as well as my cousin Shana, Kendall and Danielle who I hadn't hung out with in forever!



We didn't end up swimming which is probably a good thing because we didn't have floaties LOL :o) However, we did eat a whole bag of Sour Patch Watermelon gummies. I am surprised that I was able to get my butt up at 7am for work. Pretty amazing. I'll be honest I don't think my brain is fully at functioning capacity but now that I've scarfed down some fat and water I think it might help to breath life back into my head. I definitely need a massage, I'm about as tense as a donkey carrying a 300lb man on one of those tiny road's off the cliffs of the Grand Canyon... hmmm good analogy. I think i might be more creative when I'm *random mode*.

In any extravaganza (in any case just didn't hit the mark). I am at peace with the world today, utter peace. Just a couple more bites of Mickey D's heart attack wrapped in paper. Yum. I hope you can appreciate the journey I have now taken you on with my meal.

I am currently, as I type at my overly bright and bland workplace. Don't you hate it when coffee gets cold? What is with that... I am too lazy to go refill my cup why can't you stay hot infinitely? I guess I should invest in one of those specialized warming cups that you plug into an electrical source. I am bloated now, damn you Sausage Egg McMuffin!! You're already making me retain water and developing yourself into small pockets of cellulite on my ass! Damn you. I still love you.

I'm pretty sure my blog should be called, "These Are The Tangents Of Our Lives". Speaking of that I need to buy some movies for instance- The Sweetest Thing. Girl's night is coming up as it seems to do without warning every Monday. Sneaky... very sneaky (ok so I just visualized the old SNL with Dana Carvey playing George Bush Senior, best ever).

Back to girl's night... we usually sit around drinking wine, watching Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill (neither of which I ever been a fan of but I am slowly learning to like) at Ms. Korey's house letting our dogs play with each other till their faces are rubbed raw and covered in drool. Lately, however we have been more sinister... TRUE BLOOD. Vampires, I fall for them every time. You name it... Underworld, Blade, Interview with a Vampire, Bramstroker's Dracula, Twilight, The Lost Boys, Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992 movie of course), Night Watch (which is in Russian by the way), From Dusk Till Dawn, and of course the 1922 version of Nosferatu which scared the crap out of me as a child. LOL... what can I say, I'm a fan and I'm wierd. We've started the HBO Series True Blood so we shall see how that goes.

This Monday night however it is time for JOHNNY... Depp that is.

So gorgeous, my favorite. We plan to do a two-fer. Yes that is two movies for the price of one, which could be considered law-breaking. We live on the edge, how we roll. Public Enemies is first priority, secondly Bruno.


I am so looking forward to Alice in Wonderland...



OK SO I BASICALLY JUST WROTE ABOUT 30 MINUTES OF REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD AND MY CURRENT SITUATION AND IT WAS ALL DELETED SOMEHOW... I HAVE NO IDEA HOW. BIZARRE AND IT STINKS BUT I CAN'T RETYPE THERE WAS WAY TOO MUCH AND IT WAS GOOD STUFF TOO... SO now I'm pissed off and uninspired because it was pretty much the best thing I've written in my life up until this moment. I think the world would have sat in deep thought over it and now... I'll have to wait till my brain opens up and leaks more depth. Haha! I know it's in there somewhere, it comes out randomly and suddenly I start to write the most enlightening and reflective pieces of work. I go into a writing trans and all that happens is my fingers are typing and then I'm done... I read it later and wonder "when the hell did I write this?" That's when you know you're a writer at heart.