Yes, damn little Canadian Leprechauns wiping their nasty little Maple Leafs all over our apartment. What the hell is going on here?! The last few days our place has wreaked of maple syrup and not the Aunt Jemima kind either... it's more the old folks haven't showered and I like pancakes type maple syrup kind. It's driving me insane. I don't get it... so I googled it as I do everything. I read about a strange occurance of maple odor that fell over NY in 2005 and all the theories that could be related to it. No one could really explain it therefore I have found my theory to be the most probable. Sneaky Canadian Leprechauns with smelly bags of Maple Leafs and probably some Canadian Bacon leaving their putrid droppings in our home. Efff. Uncool.
But hey! What are the chances I could win the lottery tomorrow? Not too likely seeing as I tend to be "unlucky" even though I don't believe in luck. My life tends to be scattered with challenges that makes life worth living therefore winning the lottery would probably mess that all up and I'd turn ungrateful and fruitless in my triumphs. LOL! Just kidding...
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