Sunless tanning lotion, miraculous cure to the evil fake n' bake OR sorry excuse for streaking orange tan? I'm perplexed on this issue, I have now been using my Jergins Firming Sunless Tanning lotion for a couple months and I love it, I headed over to the darkside when I bought the concentrated Jergins Natural Glow Express tanning lotion that has made my feet and hands stark white and the crevasses of my skin dark brown.
Hmmm... it's addicting though... who wants to sweat their makeup off in a tanning bed shooting high powered ultra violet rays right into the pores of your skin, probably even into your organs, slowly damaging the melatonin and pigmentation of your never again youthful epidermis?! And why would you want to spend an upwards amount of $100 on a month unlimited along with a super-duper tingling bronzing tanner that really just makes you blotchy and itchy for an hour! And do you really enjoy laying your naked body on a piece of glass that held probably hundreds of other people's naked bodies...eww.
Don't get me wrong I still want a tanning certificate for my birthday LOL but only if it's at no cost to me. Because... I can go home and apply lotion which actually is good for my body as many times a day as I want and look just as tan. Again, don't get me wrong I love to lay in the sun but I hate being burned and sometimes I just don't have the time to bask in the sun the length of time it takes to actually reap it's benefits. Besides, have you heard how hot it is in Fresno in the summer?!
Ok so one of my customers just came in and we got into a discussion on the weather, which then lead to a discussion about me not being able to be outside (obviously because I'm working) which then lead to him making a comment about my tan :o)Ahhahaha, so I then told him that it was fake and I use tanning lotion. I told him that it's better for my skin and he mentioned that he would be weary of the dyes that are in the lotion. Hmmmm.... good point. That got me wondering, what is in the lotion and is it toxic? 50 years from now will I be sorry?! LOL... so lets google it (as I too often do, igoogle-life it should be called). So, I found nothing bad about dying your skin, I didn't really look that hard though... I am still content.
Why doesn't our workplace play good music?! It's killing me, I'm listening to a pepped up version of a jazzified elevator music. Honestly I would rather listen to Beethoven and Mozart... wait a minute, I actually like them! Talented guys. I would like to request Fur Elise please... what if we had a piano in our lobby? I could play Fur Elise over and over again, of course not the whole song since I have not taught myself it's entirety. Speaking of that I have a keyboard that is going unused under my bed as we speak, I should jump on it. Along with my many other hobbies I have googled... yes I googled hobby ideas.
The gym is not allowed as a hobby unfortunately. According to my list (I ♥ lists) My hobbies will now include...
1. Crochet
2. Candle Making
3. Piano Playing
4. Jewelry Making
5. Photography
6. Gardening
7. Dancing
8. Poetry/Writing
9. People Watching (of course)
10. And last but not least Pole Dancing Classes at Gold's with Becca YIPPEE!
I think that about sums it up.
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